Snark It Up, FuzzBall!

Here’s another beautiful June Morgan panel (Nolan loves us and his model).  Too bad she has to be exposed to such menacing uncertainties in her own basement!

I guess that’s better than stating the obvious:

Then again, this might all turn into a pleasant surprise! Who knows?  Play along!

Will Sarah squeal about the hapless Toots, sequestered in the basement?  Or is she diabolical enough to bend Cousin Brook’s will to her own?

Oh, like you have to ask!

And, suddenly, Rex springs (bo-oing!) to attention! And action!

Gosh, I love Rex! And even Toots.

It *seems* things have settle down at Casa de Morgan.

Yeah. Right.

“The suspense is killing me…I hope it lasts.”  — Willie Wonka

Plus, a little more fun with Rex and his mug:

It took an explosion from The Phantom to do it, but finally! Some action at Casa de Morgan!

In the real Rex Morgan universe, Brook’s friend Skateboy Toots is still hiding out in the basement.  June insists on having a come-to-Jesus (or, come-to-June –yeah, they’re both about the same thing) talk with Brook.  And, of course, Rex listens intently.  Not necessarily comprehensively, though:

Since we’re apparently going to let Toots stay in the basement and subsist on dog kibble and dryer lint, June continues to grill Brook:

Even The Comics Curmudgeon himself, Josh, commented on June’s dominatrix-like appearance!  Truly, the panel is destined for, um…destiny:

Things are heating up over in Morganville! YAY!

More, please!

…can “Toots” live up to the excitement of  Cue?  Niki?  The Donut Kid? Or Count Morgu?  We might have to put that ol’ network “spin” on things…

I don’t think “The Big Bang Theory” has a whole lot to worry about.

The week of 24 January was one of hawt, haunchy goodness in the comic strips. What, you don’t believe me?

Someone finally suggests in the hallowed halls of Charterstone that Wilbur and the mysterious Kurt Evans go for DNA testing to determine if Wilbur was shooting blanks or not back in the 70s.

Not blanks, more like BBs, I guess.