A dislocated shoulder, an angry bear, a twisted ankle — what could possibly be worse for ol’ Mark?
Oh.
Yeah.
Rex Morgan, M.D.
Oh, well…
Well, maybe Judge Parker can. Or The Phantom. But really, there’s only so much money/treasure in the world.
Broken hearts are inevitable on Mondays. So are horny old men. And walkies:
Then there are those criminally-needy people who make you feel bad unless you become them their BFFs:
Oh, and what in the deuce is wrong with Sarah’s mouth in Panel 2? She looks like a remora.
Another day, another million or so…
On the other hand, it’s not like he doesn’t work hard for the money…
No, I really mean if Buck doesn’t REALLY have enough issues…well, at least it’s a free lunch…
Well…maybe skip the soda…
Maybe Rex will go back to the office. Someday.
Mark Trail didn’t get where he is by being mediocre!
And okay, so Rex is kinda mediocre, but he looks really good when he deals with losers!
While Dr. and Mrs. Morgan are having an uncomfortable dinner date with the Nail in the Skull couple, Niki and Kelly have to deal with the precocious Sarah.
Me? I LOVE the potential here, particularly since Sarah is an insufferable brat…
…and go directly to New Year’s Eve over-exuberant celebrations! (“Doris? Doris??“)
And thanks to June, the festivities may be a little more “festive” this year.
