Snark It Up, FuzzBall!

I know very little of the Judge Parker back-story, but it seems that with biplane-buzzing neighbors and buzz-inducing brownies, something like Abbey’s back is the last thing anyone pays attention to.

(Okay, okay, so the Sherwin Williams motto is actually “Cover the Earth”…earth, globes, yada yada… )

Okay, people change, but we’re encountering a pretty slippery slope here (or, when they said, “It’s all downhill from here.”, they weren’t kidding!).

Ten years haven’t been ten good ones for anyone in Funkytown, it seems.

Of course, in Santa Royale, “Healing” involves a lot of finger-pointing, accusations, underwear, humiliation and blame. Fun!

…what’s more fun that giant isopods? The current story line could only be made better with…ISOPODS!!! (A tip o’ the tentacle to Poteet from CC, who first suggested that such a possibility would be wonderful.)

Without further ado, Invertebrate Theatre proudly presents:

Oh, Drew! What did you expect? Hell hath no fury like a wimpy-wristed girl scorned. Or two-timed. Whatever. (A tip o’ the Carmen Miranda headgear to Aerosquid from CC for borrowing his natty little penguin.)

Or is that Revelations? This young lady got as much attention at CC as some of the lesser-known comics. I wonder why.

Oh, quit being such a wuss, Dennis! Hardly menacing…

As the droid once owned by my favorite Sith Lord said, “I have a bad feeling about this.”

Maybe it’s the odd perspectives one sees in classic Gil Thorpe. Maybe it’s scrutinizing every panel of Mary Worth. Maybe it’s the laughability of Ted Forth’s girlie hands. Something had to be done!

Some of these were “naturally-occurring,” and some where helped along. Not all of them are good examples of the ASL alphabet, but I don’t think most comic characters are well-versed in ASL. And what it all comes down to is Exhibit A: Too Much Free Time.