By bats | October 23, 2009 - 11:00 am
Posted in Category: So Pretty! So Pretentious!

…like happiness, different things to different people.

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By bats | - 10:56 am
Posted in Category: Three-Ring Freakshow

In the original panel, Big Daddy  is holding Billy up by his ankles, who seems to find this a high point in his educational career:  “Now I know what people in Australia  feel like!”.  Too bad Big Daddy didn’t give Billy a swirlie so he could compare the the Coriolus Effect in the Northern and Southern Hemispheres.

Then again, it seems like Big Daddy had other things in mind:

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By bats | October 21, 2009 - 2:09 pm
Posted in Category: Trust Me, I'm a Doctor

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But wait! There’s more!

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By bats | October 20, 2009 - 5:20 pm
Posted in Category: Cameo Appearances, Most maryWorthy

Even if there were, I’m feeling much better now:

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Well, heck, maybe even Adrian is feeling a little better now, too:

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By bats | - 10:49 am
Posted in Category: Cameo Appearances, Markin' the Trail

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Yeah, Dick Tracy and FBI Agent Ennen are still going to be eaten by a tiger.  It’s a shame about that already-occupied trapeze…

Then again, it always could be worse:

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By bats | October 19, 2009 - 1:06 pm
Posted in Category: Cameo Appearances, Markin' the Trail

Okay,  Shrek’s not in here anywhere, but the shrike (a real bird!) was the guest wildlife in Sunday’s Mark Trail.  It’s a pretty cool little creature, the size of a medium songbird with the ‘tude of a pterodactyl.  Yeah! Kill that vermin! Impale it, like some avian kind of Vlad Tepes! Yeah!

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Wow.  Just like Tennyson said, “Nature, red in sharp little beak and weak little toes.”  (That might be a paraphrase, come to think of it.)  Even in black-and-white, the little shrike’s reputation is pretty colossal:

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By bats | October 18, 2009 - 6:14 pm
Posted in Category: Cameo Appearances

There seems to have been a lot of the latter recently…

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Sunday’s Mary Worth culminates with a recap of Jeff’s heart-rending soliloquy to Scott.   Scott remains unconscious. Maybe Jeff needs to work on his bedside manner.

I mean, just because you’re unconscious doesn’t mean you can’t appreciate some positive vibes, like some happy talk and a sweet smile. Or even a sexy, sexy one:

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Come back, Rex Morgan!

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By bats | October 16, 2009 - 5:01 pm
Posted in Category: I Smell Something Funky

…the Susan G. Komen Lisa’s Legacy Walk/Run!

Yes, evidently Westview OH is the only place that ever endured the pain and sadness of someone with cancer.  And. Her. Name. Was. Lisa.

And Les? Oh, he’s a freakin’ saint.  He’ll tell you so himself.

Only not everyone believes him:

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By bats | October 15, 2009 - 12:02 pm
Posted in Category: Cameo Appearances, Most maryWorthy

And we can only hope that it’s Adrian trilling this.

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Of course, all indicators point to Dr. Jeff planning to open his heart to Scott.

Or do they?

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I must admit, the October 16 strip is rather poignant. Jeff is indeed having a heart-to-heart tête-à-tête mano a mano with Scott.  I think what’s most moving is how absolutely stark Scott’s hospital room — it’s a pity Santa Royale’s medical system hasn’t upgraded its patient facilities since 1943!

Still, does a shabby environment condone bad behavior?!?

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And, of course, the disgusting climax (ahem):

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