By bats | August 12, 2010 - 10:35 am
Posted in Category: Most maryWorthy

I guess after reading several years of the horror that is Mary Worth, I’ve become inured to everything else, no matter how terrible and/or apocalyptic…

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But wait! There’s more!

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By bats | - 10:32 am

The orange, gelled-up hair…and good lord! The pointy ears! Come on, kids of the late 60s/early 70s! Who else could it be?!?

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Good guess! Sing along, if you’d like!

I’m Mister Green Christmas
I’m Mister Sun
I’m Mister Heat Blister
I’m Mister Hundred and One
They call me Heat Miser,
What ever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
I’m too much!
He’s Mister Green Christmas
He’s Mister Sun
He’s Mister Heat Blister
He’s Mister Hundred and One
They call me Heat Miser,
What ever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
He’s too much!
Thank you!
I never want to see a day
That’s under sixty degrees
I’d rather have it eighty, Ninety, one hundred degrees!
(spoken) Oh, some like it hot, but I like it REALLY hot! Hee hee!
He’s Mister Green Christmas
He’s Mister Sun
Sing it!
He’s Mister Heat Blister
He’s Mister Hundred and One
They call me Heat Miser,
What ever I touch Starts to melt in my clutch
I’m too much!
Too Much!

Also acceptable is the following:

new-rex2

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By bats | August 11, 2010 - 3:44 pm
Posted in Category: Cameo Appearances

and are forced to watch network late-night programming, at least we know what The Late, Late Show‘s skeleton robot and side-kick Geoffrey Peterson is so interested in when he’s sitting behind his podium.

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…to someone.  In the meantime, I must extrapolate:

new-mt

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By bats | August 10, 2010 - 8:47 pm
Posted in Category: So Pretty! So Pretentious!

But that’s probably because there hasn’t been any deviant sexual fetishes that BMcE hasn’t already considered…

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By bats | - 11:31 am
Posted in Category: Markin' the Trail

…hey! Is Sassy off the damned leash? AGAIN?!?

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[CC’s poor Mooncattie got conscripted here because of his love for vacationing in Europe and hiking in the Alps.   Yes, I’m jealous, and see where it leads?]

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By bats | August 9, 2010 - 4:06 pm
Posted in Category: Cameo Appearances

new-dt

[I especially like the toes…]

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By bats | - 3:49 pm
Posted in Category: Miscarriage of Juggstice

The artist who had to replace Eduardo Barretto is coming along well.  This doesn’t quite show his work, but you can go back to the first week in August strips, or if you have a good imagination, just visualize…  Oh, and he does manage the Back 40 admirably, too.

(I won’t bore you with the storyline.)

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By bats | - 3:27 pm
Posted in Category: Most maryWorthy

It’s a bright, shiny Monday morning in Santa Royale, and Dr. Mike is back — TO CRY ON MARY’S SHOULDER!

Seriously…

WTF?

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By bats | August 8, 2010 - 7:27 pm
Posted in Category: I Smell Something Funky

Funky is a jerk.   But he came up with a pretty funny shirt.  Cue Les.

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