Snark It Up, FuzzBall!

It took a week of driving around aimlessly and ego-massaging, but there are times when one must take the bull by the horns and Mary by the spatula…

…getting a lioness to walk it off, and trying to prevent impressionable teenagers from seeing a middle-aged man perform his “Happy Dance.”

Me? I’m voting for the lioness and the Big Purple Goober.

What more could you expect, Kit?

Okay,  okay, I get it…Jan. 7-11: Kit Walks Around with Spirit Lioness.

I’m wondering if this extends into January 12…

UPDATE: Of course it does!

…and yet there are times at which I cannot resist.

Dr. Jeff’s misgivings of Mary “helping” yet another sad sack are well-founded.

Jeffy has to use paper bags because even the logistics of mittens elude him.

…(or it might’ve been Lord B. or Will Cuppy, come to think of it), “How’s your wombat?”

It’s here! Par-tay at the Beach House to help Dolores! Honestly, could it possibly be more exciting than just having Dr. and Mrs. Morgan in da houze?!?

Let’s get this party STARTED!!!

It’s just a little too insane, in any other language…

We know Kit’s only trying to help, but…

But wait! There’s more! (oh, dear God…)

I have NO IDEA what’s going on in Apartment 3G‘s storyline, but when Dr.  Ari Poppacherrios shows up on January 8 in a Santa suit, hooch in hand, it merits a mention!

And you seriously, seriously thought I was going to let a man in a Santa suit on 8 January go by with just one mention?