By bats | July 22, 2013 - 5:13 pm

How to combat the dog days of summer…

Not Scoopy 22

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By bats | - 12:34 pm
Posted in Category: Cameo Appearances

An exhausted  Spiderman jets his way to the banana republic of Costa Verde and is seated next to some little bastard name Wilmer. Only his incredible Spidey-sense alerts him to the fact that the little jerk is trying to unmask him (I remember vintage 1960s joke about a boy, a child psychologist, a box of chocolates and masturbation, but I won’t go into it here.)

New SM

And in a hot debate, does Spidey have girl lips? You be the judge!

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By bats | July 20, 2013 - 7:51 pm
Posted in Category: Cameo Appearances

New GT

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By bats | - 7:50 pm
Posted in Category: Most maryWorthy

…some folks can be resistant to help.

Especially yours.

Particularly yours.

Overwhelming yours.

New MW

 

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By bats | July 19, 2013 - 1:02 pm
Posted in Category: So Pretty! So Pretentious!

Are all the women in the Brookiverse beautiful? Of course.

Are all of them articulate and well-educated?  Why, yes! Uh, no. Uh, I’m not su—ohshutupandleavemealone! *SOB!*

New 9CL

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Pax Resort 2

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By bats | - 8:19 pm
Posted in Category: Miscarriage of Juggstice

…even in a really boring story line.

New JP

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By bats | - 8:17 pm
Posted in Category: Trust Me, I'm a Doctor

You know, it’s probably a good thing that Rex doesn’t make house calls.

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By bats | July 16, 2013 - 12:20 pm
Posted in Category: Miscarriage of Juggstice

As the plot of Judge Parker swings back to boring stuff, there are less and less appearances by Hizzoner.  How will we live?

Not JP 141

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By bats | - 12:14 pm
Posted in Category: Trust Me, I'm a Doctor

Okay, it’s Rex Morgan, M.D. answering a late-night emergency call from a patient’s wife.  But for us, it’s a lovely simple panel of Rex answering the phone  (aka, go nuts, kids!).

First, being true to the current storyline.  Sort of.

New Rex 2

Second, arts gratia artis.

New Rex 3

Plus, the ongoing mystery that is Rex Morgan, M.D.

New Rex

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