By bats | February 15, 2013 - 12:15 pm
Posted in Category: Most maryWorthy

Sorry I haven’t posted recently (all sorts of excuses, but I’m here to bring you up to date on the Santa Royale Cake Extravaganza!).   It’s been exciting, but now the Moment O’ Truth draws near…

The judging period passes like a glacier, giving everyone massive amounts of time to speculate and reflect on the day’s events…

AND CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!?!??!

What more can be said than “OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!“?


 

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By bats | February 10, 2013 - 6:36 pm

Winter Fun (as much as it possible in the Funkyverse) in Westview!

 

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By bats | February 7, 2013 - 1:43 pm
Posted in Category: Markin' the Trail

…when the cat hasn’t started bothering you for breakfast and/or your sinus medication has just worn off and/or you think you need to pee but you’re not quite sure?

That’s when I thought of this.

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By bats | - 1:35 pm
Posted in Category: Cameo Appearances

A request from CC’s Mikey — the best part is, he likes it! Mikey likes it! (Thanks!)

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By bats | February 6, 2013 - 5:28 pm
Posted in Category: Most maryWorthy

The loud, anguished cries coming from the Santa Royale Convention Center — remember those? (At least pretend you do and nod.)

Giella and Moys take us indoors to see the agony of defeat for one team so far…will it be Mary and John?

Whew! Still, the competition is far from over, and who let the slackjaws in?

And if you think Cake-Heckling is strange, the syndicate distributing Mary Worth recolored the floor cake from the original strip!  Ta-dah!

Still floor-cake is floor-cake, no matter the color…

UPDATE!:  With the lighting focused on the contestants, it’s hard to see up into the bleachers… O.  M.  G.!

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By bats | February 4, 2013 - 6:24 pm
Posted in Category: Markin' the Trail

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Happy Monday!  Try to contain yourselves for Adventure:

Action:

And an absolutely devoid sense of comedy and comedic timing:

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By bats | February 2, 2013 - 3:26 pm
Posted in Category: Miscarriage of Juggstice

That’s why we love Abbey Spencer (well, one of three reasons)!

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By bats | February 1, 2013 - 12:09 pm
Posted in Category: Most maryWorthy

…horribly, horribly abused.

And the moment of truth (at least, one moment of truth — what was John carving so diligently?):

 

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By bats | January 31, 2013 - 10:21 am
Posted in Category: Three-Ring Freakshow

Yesterday’s Family Circus gave us a rather unsettling and uncharacteristic expression on stupid li’l Jeffy…

…which means that in today’s strip, Jeffy is finally putting a stop on all that “humor” that has made him the butt of jokes for decades:

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