By bats | January 20, 2023 - 11:24 am
Posted in Category: So Pretty! So Pretentious!

I don’t recall the cartoonist’s name, but he loathes 9 Chickweed Lane (like that’s a bad thing!).

Even when he’s being a serious catoonist, Brooke comes close to the edge…

Meanwhile, two minor characters (read, I don’t know or care about)have had their own baby….like, they had SEX!

And for the less perverted among us (or those who prefer outright violence):

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By bats | January 17, 2023 - 2:08 pm
Posted in Category: Three-Ring Freakshow

That’s telling ’em, Big Daddy!

Life isn’t fair, Jeffy…

Nice to know that Jeffy might actually be gaining on the other Melonheads…

PJ…still raisin’ hell…

Born just 63 million years too late, Thel…

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By bats | January 15, 2023 - 1:40 pm
Posted in Category: Markin' the Trail

Taken from a Sunday strip…

And they thought James Allen was bad…

And one does not just leave squirrel porn…

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By bats | - 1:32 pm
Posted in Category: Most Maryworthy

Whee, whee, whee, all the way home…

AND IT’S A NEW STORY (with Estelle, Comic Syndicate, NOT Iris!).

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By bats | January 8, 2023 - 4:28 pm
Posted in Category: Most Maryworthy

I’d almost bet that Moy WON’T invite us to the receptionl

Just in case you wanted to see the Jackson-less Sunday strip (above). To be honest, I wanted to insert Samuel into the strip ever since Morgan Freeman crashed the wedding.

And there’s always a little chatter in the congregation:

And NOW for the reception!

Everyone’s having a good time!

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By bats | January 2, 2023 - 1:11 pm
Posted in Category: Trust Me, I'm a Doctor

I guess people flock to June because she has a kind face. And isn’t a complete dunce like Rex.

June CANNOT catch a break; on the other hand..

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By bats | January 1, 2023 - 12:39 pm
Posted in Category: Most maryWorthy

…and gives a slice to Mary for her lonely pie. Happy 2023!!!

It’s time for the BIG DAY! Not Mary’s cooking talents, but Iris and Zak’s wedding!!!

Somehow, he got roped into the idea that this was a sequel to “March of the Penguins”…

When long, drawn-out weddings give you ample time to let your mind wander, or piss off your adjacent pew-sitter…

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By bats | December 30, 2022 - 5:48 pm
Posted in Category: Cameo Appearances

No, really!

And while Mooch isn’t Tora (Tora LOVES cold, wet weather), both have their limitations… (Well, I like the idea of hibernation, too).

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Meanwhile, Iris and Zak are free to spend their time together!

All those wedding minutiae to deal with…

Looks like Mary’s in for a new “Keep It Clean–Keep It Prudish” campaign in 2023!

Ah, the memories to come…

“We’ll always have Olive Garden.”

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By bats | December 21, 2022 - 12:47 pm
Posted in Category: I Smell Something Funky

Summer is roaming the town, and finally decides to leave it…for a Christmas concert (o joy).

This must be the Christmas concert to end all Christmas concerts! Don’t be late!

Is this too good to be true?!??

Well, happy holidays anyway!

Meanwhile, Batuiuiuk fancies himself a science fiction author (“sci-fi”, in his case…):

Only one more day…

This is it…and not a moment too soon!

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