By bats | December 8, 2010 - 3:07 pm
Posted in Category: Three-Ring Freakshow

Billy Keane becomes self-aware!

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By bats | December 7, 2010 - 3:48 pm

Kind of like Nancy DeGroot, but with a better, more upbeat personality.

And why does Nancy care if Dirk’s around? Dirk was romancing Toni Daytona, a woman now involved with her son Brad and who Nancy dislikes…why not let Dirk and Toni get close again? Maybe this time Dirk’s abuse will be fatal, and the Toni-as-daughter-in-law nightmare will never happen.

But I digress…

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By bats | - 9:47 am
Posted in Category: Markin' the Trail

And this is even before we meet Matt the Guide!

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Of course, that last panel is an instant classic (read, let’s keep it to mess around with in the future!).  And, you know, the future is NOW!

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NOW!

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Did I mention NOW! ?

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Okay.  I’ll stop now.

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By bats | December 6, 2010 - 10:06 am
Posted in Category: Miscarriage of Juggstice

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By bats | - 9:26 am
Posted in Category: Cameo Appearances

It’s not that Love is… panels can’t stand on their own:

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It’s just that they’re a lot more fun (and make a modicum more sense) if they’re dicked around with enhanced:

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By bats | December 5, 2010 - 5:11 pm
Posted in Category: Cameo Appearances

It was bound to happen, sooner or later.

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By bats | - 5:09 pm
Posted in Category: Trust Me, I'm a Doctor

…or is that “excitement in tents,” a la Mark Trail?

Well, it sure ain’t in Morganville.

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By bats | December 4, 2010 - 4:36 pm

So is “ennui.”

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I suspect that “asshat” has an Anglo-Saxon etymology…

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By bats | December 3, 2010 - 4:20 pm
Posted in Category: Most maryWorthy

…I can always ask Daddy later.”

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…just to see Mark Trail skin out of his khakis!

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