By bats | November 6, 2010 - 9:38 am

Gosh, I love Rex Morgan.  It’s/he’s probably my favorite mashup subject.  Sometimes things get a wee bit dull when he’s not around, but have Rex enter the frame, and It’s All Good.  I think he inspires his fellow characters to do their hysterical best (remember Max “the Ax” Malloy? Lee the Felon? Good times…)

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And I’m the first to admit that I don’t read “Pardon My Planet” regularly (nothing personal, it just doesn’t happen).  It must’ve been kismet to have clicked on the Saturday panel…

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By bats | - 9:27 am
Posted in Category: I Smell Something Funky

The first leg of Les Moore’s “Capitalize on My Dead Wife’s Cancer” tour is complete.  And who else would the smug bastard want to share his success with?

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By bats | November 4, 2010 - 11:04 am

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At least Mary is very good at changing the subject to one that’s more upbeat and exciting for a bride-to-be:

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By bats | November 1, 2010 - 11:34 am
Posted in Category: Three-Ring Freakshow

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By bats | October 30, 2010 - 12:11 pm

…like you honestly expected to get through to her.

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By bats | October 29, 2010 - 12:04 pm

Bil and Thel had a happy marriage.

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Well, it seems dumb ol’ Jeffy’s presenting the argument for couples’ counseling/reconciliation.

And now with a keen URL medallion (not Josh-approved,  (or “Shoe” approved, either) but I was just goofing around with it, and “snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com” just wouldn’t fit).

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And since Dennis Mitchell is responsible for all of this, it’s nice to know that AT LAST he’s regained his oft-shunned title of “the Menace”:

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By bats | - 9:28 am
Posted in Category: Most maryWorthy

Plans proceed apace right off the rails…

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We skip ahead a few days, and you can imagine what a pleasant and enjoyable lunch was had by all.  Well, at least by Jill.  That’s batting .33, right?

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By bats | October 28, 2010 - 8:21 am

Can Mark Trail, friend of wildlife and master of the secrets of woodland creatures, figure out that some two-bit politico wannabee has it out for him?  At least he’s got allies…

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Any minute now…more action…

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By bats | October 27, 2010 - 3:45 pm
Posted in Category: Trust Me, I'm a Doctor

Rex just wants to be friends. (Just because Mayor Stu’s prostate has more friends than he has…)

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So the new Spiderman plot revolves around Mole Man.   Fine.   But since when does a mole have tentacles?

And sure, tentacles can be scary, particularly coming out of a manhole cover, but I’m betting there’s worse.

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