Snark It Up, FuzzBall!

The grownups are starting to suspect that the “Keane Gremlins” are not so much a whimsical fantasy for their offspring as lazy options for the Melonheads…

Happy Monday, Mommy! Good thing that Dolly’s on patrol:

We’re witnessing the birth of a comics genius, I tell you…

I’ve always suspected that Dolly isn’t quite right.
And Jeffy is just plain stupid.

Just a little something to consider for a future Ghost Who Walks and doesn’t want to give up his favorite specs or his facial hair…

You just KNEW Helen Moss was going to follow through on her snooping…

Looks like we’re heading for a showdown…

A real hair-puller…and face-droop….

Oh, Toby, you worry too much! “School management” refers to the custodians and janitors at SRCc!’

Ian will make it better.

A girl and her Slug Bug…

No, “rehash” is not a Scottish recipe.

Monday morning Happy Hour…

Back to the old grindstone…

Well, well, well…

Well, well, well, Part 2. Add a snake in the grass for additional excitement!

Cal: a young man with astonishing insight. Helen Moss; a menopausal woman with nothing to recommend.

When you think ToBy Cameron is a ditz, but then you realize just about everyone she interacts with is even worse…

And here’s to a typical Monday dive home from work…

LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT!

Saved by the power brakes!

Home at last!

What a swell (not swollen) guy Ian is!

It’s the OSSCARZ! And a nobody actress has won! For “Lisa’s Story”! Shoot me now!

Oh the excitement! Oh the glamou Yeah, yeah, whatever.

Ooooooh…the tension is palpable….

She’ here! And so’s the award!

Still….disappointments….

Well, after a very special weekend, poor, downtrodden Jeffy realizes that HE’S the favorite one of the Melonheads…way to go, Jeffy!

Fun with Grandma
(minus Dolly, PJ, Big Daddy Bil and Thel)

Shopping with Grandma, Take 1:

Shopping wit Grandma, Take 2:

At least Billy didn’t mention a baseball bat…

Saddled with the melonheads at home. Again. Thel does what she can…

All the while, (mostly) looking out for her offspring…

Why Grandma is better than Mommy, Exhibit C:

Not all the Melonheads hate Mommy, though…

Dream big, Melonheads!

It’s The Birds all over again…

The bird is still in the house. Yeah, it wants to die.

Big Daddy and Thel go off on vacation, but not before other plans are made….

…but I know professional jealousy when I see it.

Not enough ta-tas…the old artist never needed a plot…

Back to the Studio, Ms. C and Cal…

And Cal finally makes a move!

Shall we do lunch?

AND THEN…

Here comes trouble!!!

And for all of us, fantasizing over a possible new storyline (yeah, yeah, dream on!):

The flirtation limps along…

Ya gotta be sharp on Mondays…courtesy of “Glasgow’s Finest” razor-edged flying disc, fit for play and shearing sheep!

Just a nice, friendly game of whatever this is called…

Toby knows she doesn’t have many years left in her…go for it!

Toby’s biological clock keeps on ticking…

And then there’s time when it’s damned hard to snark on ultra-lame dialog…but I try…

Hmmm….that ugly woman watching the Frisbee players looks familiar…