Snark It Up, FuzzBall!

“…will she be able to tell the difference?”

CC’s DOLz wonder aloud what the consequences might be (if any), were Mary Worth‘s druggie nemesis Tommy the Tweaker were switched with Apartment 3-G‘s nurse Tommie Thompson. Would anyone notice? Would anyone care? Let’s find out!

Even as…

And then along comes Mary…

…and the, The Big Night!

Another day, another million or so…

On the other hand, it’s not like he doesn’t work hard for the money…

…even if it comes down to a little antelopian slap-fighting.

…points off for a lack of composure, Mary!

Then again, Archie comics always tend to end up surreal, even if you’re only juggling the panels, filling in blank word balloons, and adding a dash of color…

Apparently, “Bum Boat Buttinsky” turned into a short story, with Mary solving the Impending Divorce Mom (and her Polite Li’l Daughter’s) dining out dilemma by paying the tab — and no blathering involved!

Personally, I think they (IDM and PLD) will make a return appearance, but in the meantime…

…or something like that.

…it would’ve kept them in their place.

Oh, hey! It’s the Winter Olympics! In Sochi, Russia! Remember, Vladimir Putin wants you to watch it!

Relentlessly!