Snark It Up, FuzzBall!

How do our cute little ones survive the Polar Vortex of ’14?  Two answers, courtesy of The Comics Curmudgeon’s  queek, source of Cuteness, Kawaii Commando — one either bundles up like Hans:

–or one jets off to a sunny locale, preferably the South Seas or Cabo, like Tu’i (is that a Polynesian name, come to think of it?):

As always, Lu Anne screws herself out of two promising relationships (a wounded but noble Veteran and an up-and-coming East Coast governor who isn’t a blob like Chris Christie).  Way to start the new year, sweetie!

No matter what kind of predicament you might be in, always find time to Enjoy Nature!

After all, would Mark steer you wrong?

(Oh, and if you thought that Mark was a touchy-feelie, tree-hugging wuss…he KNOWS  it’s the survival of the fittest! Namby-pambies need not apply!):

…in a subcompact.  Quill, not so much.

Of course, I missed a bit along the way.  Cut-‘n’-paste it in, if you’re so inclined…

…many who are housebound because of completely hellish weather conditions across more than half of the country,  I remain at home, subsisting on out-of-date eggnog, sketchy turkey leftovers, and Christmas cookies.  Lots of Christmas cookies.  And whiskey balls…

Things are getting a bit muddled, particularly if you’re name is Jeff.

But you know what would make me really happy?

…but nothing beats a nosh.  Maybe a madeleine, like ol’ Proust used to make!

And the revelations continue!