By bats | October 1, 2023 - 4:49 pm
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What more an be said that TA-DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

And Mary BOWS OUT?!??

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By bats | September 24, 2023 - 1:46 pm
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(And just a little add-on…)

Good Lord! Did Keith just let Mary in?!??

Oh-oh…

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By bats | September 17, 2023 - 7:57 pm
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A NEW plot?!??

Meanwhile, don’t believe for a minute that Wilbur Weston has been wallowing in self-pity….it’s GOOD WORKS all the way for that noble fellow, a Champion of the Environment!!!

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By bats | September 11, 2023 - 1:05 pm
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By bats | September 3, 2023 - 11:12 am
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What a cheap-ass an exclusive wedding! One very privileged guest (read, Mary) in attendance! Too bad Haw Haw McGraw wasn’t there…

Who knew the reception for the WHITE-COLLAR employees of Santa Royale, at poolside, 3:00 sharp…ONLY!!!

You may think “they all live happily ever after,” but really…
(1) do Saul and Eve kiss as clumsily as they hold their cell phones?
(2) is the sound of one guest clapping jubilant, or just sad?
(3) will Justice Sotomayor be invited to Mary’s for the reception?
(4) is Mary really hoping for “Driving Miss Daisy 2: The Road to Aldo’s Curve“?


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Believe it or not, Kit, Kit’s wife (I can never remember her name) and Savarna finally reach the Little House Behind the Waterfall (aka, Kit’s Fortress of Solitude, or something). And someone has beaten them to it!

Looks like Kit, Jr., is all growed up and has to learn the meaning of “child support.”

The REAL illustrator for The Phantom is on medical leave (get well soon!)….that doesn’t mean his substitute should be doing screwy things to the strip—like having Kit SMILE! That’s just creepy!

The creepy smile is one thing. Botoxing Mrs. Phantom into her early twenties so she’s about the same age as Kit, Jr., is way more that just creepy…

“It’s over, isn’t it, Dad. Please say it’s over.”

Good Lord…he just keep going and going and going!!!!

And ANOTHER boring dream (from 2006 or something…):

Danger! Yep, we were expecting that. (I think the make-up attracts it, though…)

Who would’ve thought?!?? Kit, Jr., gets an upper hand on the bad guy (actually, Devil played a huge part)…

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By bats | August 27, 2023 - 1:08 pm
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You just know how exiting it’s going to be…

Then again, maybe not…

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By bats | August 21, 2023 - 3:20 pm
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And before you think you can get away with a new story-line…

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By bats | August 13, 2023 - 6:20 pm
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I guess they brought all the Melonheads…

A huge LOL to Curmudgeon reader David Matthews, who helped usually sad Family Circus by hiring a new kid, some Adam fella:

And could it be any better (no, probably) with some bats :[ help? (At least Adam is unlikely to stab himself with a pointy cone)…

Why the newspapers are dying…

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By bats | - 6:16 pm
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