By bats | September 12, 2013 - 12:12 pm
Posted in Category: Markin' the Trail

Ain’t it amazing to see elderly, balding Senators so exuberant about the future rather than living in the stodgy old past…damn those Good Old Days, anyway!

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By bats | September 10, 2013 - 10:57 am
Posted in Category: I Smell Something Funky

“The keys to victory”?  What does that mean? Or what is it supposed to mean?  I don’t lead that sheltered a life that I think I might’ve missed that idiom.

Ah, well…as it’s been pointed out so many times, before, “Forget it; it’s Funkytown.”.

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By bats | September 9, 2013 - 4:02 pm
Posted in Category: Most maryWorthy, Three-Ring Freakshow

I wonder why the editors only ran the first two panels of these fine strips.

You know, Rex Morgan, M.D.:

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And Mary Worth, Professional Buttinsky:

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And meanwhile, somewhere in the Lower Sonoran Desert…

Aggie in the desert

(Thanks to CC’s queek, for the very peculiar photograph!)

 

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By bats | September 8, 2013 - 10:47 pm
Posted in Category: Markin' the Trail

Yeah. So it looks like an E ticket ride at Disneyland.  You wish.

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All my favorite serial comics.  Nothing going on in any of them. Zip. Nada. Zilch.

Sooo….we cut ’em apart, toss ’em in a fishbowl, and try to get lucky, like a good, old-fashioned ’60s “key” party.

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By bats | - 6:25 pm
Posted in Category: Miscarriage of Juggstice

I don’t know how or why this happened, but Abbey’s mammaries were just so,  so out there, I thought they’d gone off on a stroll all by themselves…maybe they were just bored, too.

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By bats | September 5, 2013 - 11:13 am
Posted in Category: Trust Me, I'm a Doctor

…when even SHE wonders if she’s “too different” from other kids…well, you know…

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By bats | September 4, 2013 - 3:56 pm

Or, as Mark is wont to say, “Speak softly, and carry a big fist!”

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While that might be a satisfying round-house to a mere mortal (hat flying, spittle aplenty, man down), sometimes it just isn’t enough for Mark.  And boy, June Morgan, Harrassed Mom,  just loves that!

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By bats | September 2, 2013 - 11:34 am
Posted in Category: Markin' the Trail

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Nope, still not done…

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By bats | September 1, 2013 - 3:30 pm
Posted in Category: Markin' the Trail, Most maryWorthy

It’s Mary Worth to the rescue!  No overweight, self-indulgent toad like Pity-Me Aggie is going to get pretty young Shannon fired, not as long as Mary can draw a breath!

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And if that weren’t enough, Mary has a boatload of wonderful ideas for improving Pax Wellness Resort.  A boatload.  And the governing board would be wise to listen.  Just sayin’.

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