By bats | June 14, 2013 - 8:02 pm
Posted in Category: Most maryWorthy

Elinor must be a really, really sound sleeper…

New MW 3

And that crap about sleeping eight hours each night will let you wake up full of energy? It’s…well…crap.

Not MW 582

Poor Elinor (thought you’d never here that, did you?)!  It seems that Mary isn’t the only one with Elinor very much on the mind…

New MW

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By bats | June 12, 2013 - 4:57 pm
Posted in Category: Finger-pointing Goodness!

Guv, you don’t get to dictate what she wears.

New A3G

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By bats | - 4:45 pm
Posted in Category: Most maryWorthy

…first you  erase all the dull stuff…

New MW

…and then you put in all your good ideas.  (Folks who played along:  May I include your masterpieces here?)

New MW 2

And what, you might be asking yourself (or not), lead to these nightmares?

Not MW 579

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By bats | June 9, 2013 - 3:57 pm
Posted in Category: Three-Ring Freakshow

New FC

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By bats | June 8, 2013 - 8:25 pm
Posted in Category: Cameo Appearances, Most maryWorthy

As we all know, Slylock Fox is tailored for the young ‘uns: wholesome humor, puzzles and games intended to inspire and challenge young, eager minds.

Mary Worth demonstrates the wisdom of age; good, solid sensibility; and a quiet yearning for death.

Put ’em together, and guess what you’ve got…

New MW

 

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By bats | - 12:29 pm
Posted in Category: Most maryWorthy

A stubborn, bitter old woman and a meddling, bitter old woman?

Nahhhhhhhh….  (not so much mano a mano as it is Metamucil a Metamucil…)

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By bats | June 7, 2013 - 12:49 pm
Posted in Category: So Pretty! So Pretentious!

…veterinarian Fleurrie is still being wooed by hunky gay brunet Seth straight blonde Sven.  It’s too much to hope that someone ends up sleeping with the fishes…

New 9CL

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By bats | June 6, 2013 - 10:40 am
Posted in Category: Three-Ring Freakshow

New FC

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By bats | June 5, 2013 - 4:40 pm
Posted in Category: Miscarriage of Juggstice

It started out innocently enough, via a Rt. Venerable Pasdordan comment over at The Comics Curmudgeon:

Judge Parker: As far as I’m concerned, they should rename this strip “Judge Parker’s Pissy Face” and adjust the focus accordingly. It’s hilarious.

And, naturally, it went downhill from there…

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By bats | June 4, 2013 - 10:20 am
Posted in Category: I Smell Something Funky

Way down deep, you know there have to be reality shows that are so very, very lame that people would rather watch
(1.) televangelists,
(2.) those sad, sad ASPCA commercials with sad song accompaniment,
(3.) test patterns.

New FW

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