By bats | July 16, 2010 - 1:49 pm

The USPS has issued a series of five stamps honoring the comic strips.

Let’s just say of the five chosen, as far as I’m concerned the Post Office is batting .200 (with the Calvin and Hobbes selection).  Needless to say, I’m not buying these because I like way less than half of them.

BUT! Oh, my gosh.  If you’re a regular reader of Josh Fruhlinger’s The Comics Curmudeon blog, you’ll know that today’s entry (“Friday One-Liners,” 7/16/10) is so chockful of great “shouldabeen” stamp selections that you’ll laugh up a lung, or some unidentifiable bits of something.   (A premoistened “Marvin” stamp! A totally black “Funky Winkerbean” stamp!)

CC’s Boojum pretty much capped it:

The Calvin and Hobbes stamp may be neither bought nor sold, but must be received as a pure gift. Properly applied, it can deliver not only the letter but the sender – immediately and free of charge – anywhere he or she can imagine: the planet Glorg, a snowy hillside, or the place where cooties are born. Its best and truest use, however, is to return the sender to childhood, and thence into a future of infinite possibilities. It is, always and forever, a First Class stamp.

*sniff*

Check out the entire merry thread:

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Anyway, there’s just not enough stamps in the world to honor that which should be honored.  So here’s a very limited-run series of Rex Morgan, M.D. characters.  They weren’t around for long, but nuts to that.  And because he’s a doctor and knows these things, Rex has contributed some health and community-building insights that he’s garnered over the years on the golf course in his medical practice.

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And not that anyone would use these stamps once they’d purchased them:

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By bats | May 5, 2010 - 6:20 pm
Posted in Category: Miscarriage of Juggstice

“Wow.  I have nothing to worry about!”

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By bats | April 15, 2010 - 5:25 pm

In the vast universe of name elements, it’s alway rather astonished me how comic strip characters share the same names — it’s not like there’s a finite number (Judge Parker vs. the Parker Bros. who have a hankering to beat up Mark Trail; Abbey Spencer vs. Abby the Wonder Dog vs. the wife/mom in Edge City;  Dr. Andy Reed vs. Andy the St. Bernard; etc.).

Still, when the Driver/Spencer’s trusty physician has the name of a certain medico we all know and love, it’s like manna from heaven:

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By bats | April 11, 2010 - 5:53 pm

Remember Abbey Spencer’s run-in with the nice old couple the next ranch over, who raised nice chickens?

Well, Mark doesn’t appear to remember that either, as he invites Ms. Spencer on a natural high nature hike.  (Who says that plants aren’t as interesting as animals or natural disasters?)

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And Mark seems a little woozy and more uninhibited than usual after the field trip (then again, just being in the physical presence of Abbey might have something to do with it):

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By bats | March 30, 2010 - 2:01 pm

Could it be?  Is Neddy actually returning this century today to Spencer Farms?

Does Sam love Smucker’s?

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By bats | March 25, 2010 - 4:43 pm

Mike Manley is the face of the new faces in Judge Parker, a very talented artist who I think will do Woody Wilson’s stories and all those characters we know and love justice.

A few folks are a wee bit confused by a couple of characters.  Sam Driver and Randy Parker, being brunets, brown-eyed, and legal, tend to be mixed up.  I’m finding them pretty easy to distinguish between, with Sam’s longer hair and Randy’s brush cut.  Still, it never hurts to have the occasional refresher course.

Anyway, I’m a sucker for “field guides” of any sort (I’ve got a few, including ones on identfying holes in the ground, animal poop, and French cheeses.  I *don’t* think any of these are related.)

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By bats | March 21, 2010 - 10:06 pm

Sunday’s Barney Google and Snuffy Smith had one of the characters slavering over the ripe, plump tomatoes in a gardening catalog (shouldn’t that be termaters in Hillbillian?).  Crankshaft has been plannig his spring planting for months.

Certainly gardening can’t be that sensual and seductive, can it?

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[The description of the White Satin carrot is a fer real and true entry in the Territorial Seed Catalog. Do you really think I need to make this stuff up?]

The week of 24 January was one of hawt, haunchy goodness in the comic strips. What, you don’t believe me?

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By bats | January 30, 2010 - 8:04 pm
Posted in Category: Miscarriage of Juggstice

Taking a cue from the current Luann plot (such as it is), Sam considers trying out for West Side Story.  That, or he’s just having a conniption fit.

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By bats | January 19, 2010 - 1:17 pm

aka, “That Darned Finger!”.  CC’s boubon babe, unbuckled asked that something be done to/with/for Sam Driver’s waving digit.  This was the quick response:

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This took a little longer:

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Yeah, sex jokes and fart jokes.  I’m so ashamed…

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