Snark It Up, FuzzBall!

One strip in a week with this theme…creepy.

Two strips in a week…well, aren’t you glad I can be just as creepy? 😀

Okay.  I get it.  It’s Theme Week.

If you insist…

…now I remember.  But do I have to care?

Dirk manfully pulls the bookcase off of Nancy, gently picks her up and places her on the couch, and silently rides into the sunset in his trusty garbage truck.

“Come back, Dirk! Come back!”

Too bad Gary Cooper’s dead — I had a screenplay I wanted to pitch to him.

Kind of like Nancy DeGroot, but with a better, more upbeat personality.

And why does Nancy care if Dirk’s around? Dirk was romancing Toni Daytona, a woman now involved with her son Brad and who Nancy dislikes…why not let Dirk and Toni get close again? Maybe this time Dirk’s abuse will be fatal, and the Toni-as-daughter-in-law nightmare will never happen.

But I digress…

…like you honestly expected to get through to her.

We laugh at them.  Coloring mallards with brown heads and green bodies (and with blue ducklings, too).  The Sunday Monkeys using a completely different palette for the same outfits a character was wearing during the daily strips.  A featured character going from brown hair to black, unintentionally (i.e., Dr. Mike in Mary Worth, not the made-over gang from Apartment 3-Gee!).

It was only a matter of time…

[Okay, so Tiffany’s jeans had a thin outer seam in the original…]

…especially when they’ve already managed to reproduce:

On the other hand:

And let’s not forget:

The informant still eludes the Morgan Clinic: