By bats | December 11, 2010 - 9:30 pm

Dirk manfully pulls the bookcase off of Nancy, gently picks her up and places her on the couch, and silently rides into the sunset in his trusty garbage truck.

“Come back, Dirk! Come back!”

Too bad Gary Cooper’s dead — I had a screenplay I wanted to pitch to him.

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