Snark It Up, FuzzBall!

Oh, heck. Poor Andy never gets a break…so here it is, and keep those Bloody Marys and Maxes coming!

So there’s still hope for Rex! When faced with an unsavory situation (i.e., dealing with anything that has to do with “Max the Ax” Mallory, Ambulance-Chaser!), Rex takes command! And makes the most adorable little kissie lips in the process!

Ah, well, back to the daily grind, Dr. Morgan. No more cavorting in undies and towels. But hey, maybe this kid knows Niki.

I’m sure that in the “real” Rex Morgan world, Andy Reed is a poor, single sad-sack who hasn’t had a date, much less a relationship, in a decade. Well, nuts to that! Here’s a guy dealing with a MRSA outbreak without enough staff, is subpoenaed by some Pillsbury Doughboy of an ambulance chaser, and has to watch the Morgans’ happy marriage (right?) from afar.

If there were any justice, Andy wouldn’t mind, as all women are attainable. And aside from the occasional annoyance from his colleague Rex, it’s not such a bad life…

There are many, many funny people over at Comic Curmudgeon. (Go and see for yourself, unless you’re one of them and are checking this blog out.) This Rex ‘n’ June is purely Diamond Joe’s snark on it. I love it!

As someone mentioned over at Comic Curmudgeon: Wait’ll we get our Hanes off you! Sunday’s Rex Morgan (4 May) is undie nirvana, and you can almost believe that Rex and June have sex. Sometimes. Occasionally. Once in a blue moon.

At least there’s someone to take up the slack in those “off” times.

Gah! Five days without Photoshop! And possibly without seeing Rex Morgan! A lot can happen in that time (but probably not)…there could be another supply closet “cleaning,” or Andy just tearing out Max the Axe’s throat (pleaseohplease), or several more students dying, or Abby developing worms.

Oh, what about Rex discovering the MRSA source? I laugh at your optimism! I laugh!

Friday’s Rex Morgan has an unseen individual coming up behind Rex, June and Andy, asking for a moment of Andy’s time. Who is it? I’m pretty sure it’s not MRSA personified, but that still leaves a lot of possibilities. (But if I’m right, I’m going to gamble a whole roll of nickels when I’m in Vegas… maybe even two at a time!)

[Update: Well, dang! It was a doughy-faced, way-too-happy lawyer serving Andy a subpena (which is an alternate spelling for it, it only looks about as stupid as the lawyer). I might still gamble a whole roll of nickels, though, as I’m so disappointed at this turn of events. With my luck, I won’t be able to find any Star Wars slots, which are way cool, particularly the Dark Side ones.]

…and about as bright as a chunk of granite, too!

…but nobody doesn’t like Sara Lee!”

Ah, good times, 70s advertising! For some reason I remember going to Disneyland with my folks and being SO EXCITED to see Sara Lee products served at one of the restaurants there, and a whole outdoor music pavilion/gazebo sponsored by Carnation dairy foods. (Oh, yeah, I can’t forget the “World of the Atom” ride,  sponsored by Monsanto (“Without chemicals, life would be impossible.”)) I guess there’s a time and place for product placement, and a little is charming. Well, maybe when you’re a kid it is.

Oh, hey! Earth Day 2008 is over, and mirabile dictu, so is the MRSA town hall meeting! Andy looks a little worse for wear, while Rex has Georgia (peach pie) on his mind. Thank heavens for Joe’s, open at all hours, and no charge for extra grease.