…or “Wing Woman Day,” since it’s clear that Mary is clearly demented, living in her own little condo.
![](https://snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/MW-Banana-bread-coming-up-1024x237.jpg)
You think I’m joking, don’t you?
![](https://snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/MW-voices-in-her-head-1024x305.jpg)
Well, I’m NOT!
![](https://snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/MW-Fed-up-with-wing-women-1024x230.jpg)
Since everyone lives at Charterstone, Mary doesn’t need to haul out her broom…
![](https://snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/MW-goldfish-everywhere-1024x303.jpg)
Getting to know you…and you, too…
![](https://snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/MW-when-goldfish-scream-1024x223.jpg)
And who would’ve thought that 90% of the Sunday strip would be devoted to goldfish?!??
![](https://snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/MW-Sunday-in-the-tank-with-Wilbur-1024x720.jpg)
The insurmountable gravitational pull of Wilbutt and his goldfish has been accomplished. We’re ricocheted to Estelle’s condo…
![](https://snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/MW-its-Charterstone-all-over-1024x304.jpg)
And MAYBE we can get down to Brass Tacks…
![](https://snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/MW-beneath-the-flab-1024x308.jpg)
There must be a point where Estelle tells Mary to get bent/lost/fucked/whatever…
![](https://snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/MW-dont-care-Mary-1024x304.jpg)
SWEET BABY JEEBUS! Estelle ACTUALLY SAID, “I miss him.”!!! I keep trying, but I can only snark so much…
![](https://snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/MW-Mary-gets-it-1024x303.jpg)
I don’t want to write for “Mary Worth.” I want an author to depict the series as being one with middle-aged/elderly people in the 21st C., not as a crappy fairy tale.
![](https://snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/MW-the-gloves-are-off-1024x304.jpg)
“Is this a lightbulb I see before me,
Filament toward my brain?”
![](https://snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/MW-Stelle-love-everything-1024x306.jpg)
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