…here’s a quick update on the very peculiar domestic abuse/exotic animal as pet storyline in Mark Trail.
Bucky the deer was shot by Patty’s husband Ken;
Bucky was only grazed by the bullet and ran off.
Bucky got in a tussle with another deer, and their antlers locked.
Mark hack-sawed the deer free of one another.
Bucky ran off in a panic.
Ken went out looking for Patty in the woods and came across Bucky.
Bucky gored Ken and ran off.
Mark and Patty found Ken.
Patty blames herself for … um, I guess everything: Ken’s injuries, Bucky’s flight, the global economic melt-down, the hole in the ozone layer caused by aerosol hairspray.
Bottom line: Ken’s hurt! Patty’s hysterical! Mark’s … um, I dunno.
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