By bats | March 9, 2009 - 5:00 pm
Posted in Category: Cameo Appearances

No kidding.  The minute the Cat o’ Death leaves, I’m ignoring Crankshaft with no regret.

Of course, there are a few loose ends to tie up, like dealing with a jilted boyfriend from 60-odd years ago…

Oh, rumor has it that Eugene (the old guy standing by the car, erstwhile boyfriend from 60-odd years ago) died in the war.  I don’t know which war…WWII, WWi, the Crimean.  Anyway, if this is the case, it isn’t so much the fault of Batuituiiutk and Errors, but rather a testament to The Power of Barney, Cat o’ Death! All hail Barney! Bar-nee! Bar-Nee! Bar-NEE!

This is why cats were worshiped in ancient Egypt, people.

And after a week of Eugene wandering through Crankshaftville, his addled mind juxtapositioning fragile, sepia-toned photographs of him and Lucy with the reality of a Midwestern city in the last throes of urban decay, I’m really, really hoping this is the last we see of him and his misty, water-damaged memories:

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