Oh, Jeffy! Oh, Billy! You two little casaba-heads make things so easy!
Of course, we can always class up the joint by an episode of “AeroSquid Modern Literary Classics” (In Color!):
“What are you drawing ?
“NOW you’re interested ? What’s your angle ?”
“No angle. I’m on the up and up. What is that ? ”
“Since you SEEM interested, I’ll let you in on it.”
“I’m all ears. Lay it on me, Jackson.”
“Well. You know what a Tesla coil is ?”
“I think so. That thing that goes: BZZZ BZZZ ?”
“Crude sound effect, but accurate.”
“Thank you.”
“Don’t mention it.”
“Anyway…..”
“Anyway, as Mommy recited her oblations to the Old Ones the night before, I noted a small, almost undetectable variance in the third realm of Baoht Z’uqqa-Mogg. You worship Baoht Z’uqqa-Mogg….don’t you ?”
“Yes. Yes I do.”
“You’re lying. Baoht Z’uqqa-Mogg knows it and I know it.”
“Okay. You got me. I’m not an adherent. I worship Nug and Yeb.”
“The Twin Blasphemies ? Ha ! You might as well lay with Shub-Niggurath !”
“The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young ? Men have died for less for such impolitness !”
“Anyway….”
“Anyway…”
“I’m drawing a pee pee. HAHAHAHAH!”
“HAHAHAHAHA!”
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