I don’t follow Luann, but hey, this week it’s about sex! Specifically, Luann’s older brother Brad is apparently having that long overdue “talk” with Pa Degroot. Sure, it’s all about love, relationships, long-term commitment, but Ma Degroot pops in on Friday to cut to the chase with a single word: Protection.
Be all high-minded and sanctimonious that you like, Pa and Brad, but you really shouldn’t ignore that 800-pound gorilla in the room (yeah, the one wearing the glow-in-the-dark condom). Snort:
Snicker!
Yeah, but this probably what really transpired:
And the one saving grace: nosy kid sister Luann, who simply needs all the juicy details. For once, Brad obliges:
Oh, wait wait wait! One more!
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