By bats | May 3, 2010 - 5:14 pm

Brad, you don’t have to please your mother to fall in love.

But at this point, several years after you started mooning after Toni, fine, go ahead, please your mother. Move back into the house (preferably the basement), wait for Dad to die and Luann to leave, so you and Mom can live your sick little lives out together. Maybe take up taxidermy.

I’ve no doubt Toni will be just fine.


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