Patterfoob Kid #2 is vexing but has some interesting escapades. Okay, “escapades” suggests something vital and intriguing, but compared to Patterfoob Kid #1, Liz is simultaneously climbing Everest and finding a cure for cancer.
Patterfoob Kid #1, Michael, is beyond redemption. He’s boring. That’s death to both writers and authors, so we can only hope for the icy hand of the Grim Reaper to clap onto his shoulder.
THUD
Please don’t tell me that’s the Grim Reaper.
Anyway, as Michael prattles on an on about his favorite subject (i.e., Michael!), jolly old, laid-back Weed has an epiphany. Not that anyone would ever tell a Patterfoob to shut up…
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