Mary goes to bat for Dr. Drew (Manwhore!), as she took Liza McStalker, R.N., out for coffee (probably on her own dime, too!) and explored Liza’s deep-seated dissatisfaction with her current career. She successfully guided Liza to new options and opportunities after this three-week hour-long tete-a-tete, and Liza is now a thing of the past. Considering that Mary’s been conspicuously absent from several of the most recent story-lines here, I’m beginning to think that the old dear is feeling her age and slowing down — her coming to Drew’s rescue was a thoughtful and caring gesture, as she rallied herself with one of her favorite platitudes: “Kindness is my religion.”
You’d think Drew would be happy.
Nope. Now he’s complaining to Mary (She Who Rescued Him from the Horrors of Cutesy Text-Messaging) that he can’t understand how Liza moved on — from him!
Oh, STFU, Drew. I hope you get a salmonella-smeared salmon square…
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