What’s been happening in Mary Worth, you might be thinking? If you’re lucky, you’re not thinking that at all.
Mary and Jeff made up, but rather than make-up sex or even a kiss, they platituded each other to near death at the Bum Boat (hey, I even made Runner-Up on CC’s Comment of the Week because of it! Yay!).
Now she’s platituding it up with Toby over lunch, or something that’s supposed to represent lunch. I’d usually let the slinging of bon mots (or more likely, mediocre mots) slide, particularly when Mary’s involved, but to invoke Shakespeare for such lame lunch chat is inexcusable. If you want to do that, Mary, go whole hog — and take your meddling padawan Toby with you!
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