By bats | August 6, 2012 - 2:48 am
Posted in Category: Most maryWorthy

The cruise ship is still sinking.  The Westons have been unable to board a lifeboat.  Brutal, huh?

Of course it gets worse…

Or does it?

[This could turn into Dawn’s “Aaaah! Aaaaaaaaaaah…” moment.]

OMG OMG OMG…I completely forgot the continuation of The Lust Boat!  (Did you know there is actually an X-rated movie, vaguely based on The Love Boat? It is called The Lust Boat, and I actually paid money to see it in a theater.  I hang my head in shame, mostly because it was an el stinko movie.  I saw it over 25 years ago and so I can’t really say whether it was worse than the current Mary Worth story or not.)

 

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By bats | August 5, 2012 - 3:41 pm

Particularly when it’s with the titular character (heh…she said “tit”) of a comic strip:

but sometimes pretty amusing with two never-to-be-seen-when-this-story-is -over characters:

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By bats | August 4, 2012 - 5:52 pm
Posted in Category: Cameo Appearances

A frightening comparison that popped up on Facebook:

Of course, you know some people are skeptics, or just don’t pay much attention to anything:

[And I included this just because some fellow evidently got Olympics fever really, really bad…aka, Joe Mazello, the sixth member of the Fab Five U.S. Womens’ Olympic Gymnastic Team.]

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By bats | August 3, 2012 - 11:47 am
Posted in Category: Trust Me, I'm a Doctor

Let’s never let old women/old men/fishing rods/ Sarah come between us again!

…and definitely NOT rectal thermometers!

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By bats | - 8:50 am
Posted in Category: PSAs and Extravaganzas!

As I may or may not have mentioned, I volunteer with our fair city’s (actually, our fair county’s) Friends of the Library.  Usually the donations ‘n’ discards are nothing to write home about, BUT we just received as a donation (not library discard, so not chewed up beyond all time and space) of Tijuana Bibles, by Bob Edelman (it’s good to be in charge of the “erotica” section!).  It’s a hardback copy, and it traces the history of these filthy little works of arts in the 1930s-1940s.

There’s a large section dedicated to parodies of comic strips of the period, so you can see Jiggs gettin’ Jiggy with it, and Li’l Abner and Dagwood, plus other folks, like the Fuller Brush Man.

Interested?  It’s in good condition (a few small tears in the actually there dust jacket!), and I’d like to get $12 for it; that would include Media shipping via USPS.  All proceeds go to the Friends of the Library, which funds lots of programs in our area (the largest being the Summer Reading programs for kids, teens and adults), so if you’d like to add to the amount, I won’t refuse your generosity.  Drop me a note here.

[I also work in the A/V and  the Graphic Novels/Manga section (amazing what I’ve been able to weasel myself into/campaign for as Interesting Topics!), so if you might be looking for something in particular or I find something weird ‘n’ cool, I might post things in the future.]

UPDATE:  I think I have a buyer…no, wait! There he is!  CC’s ribinin grabbed this little beauty and the USPS delivered it on his birthday (complete coincidence, but it’s still a cool thing).  Thank you for supporting FPCPL, sir!

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By bats | July 31, 2012 - 10:45 pm
Posted in Category: Cameo Appearances

I don’t follow Gil Thorpe, unless the comments at the Comics Curmudgeon are just too juicy to resister.  So this guy Steve has one arm (I don’t know why) and he apparently can’t play golf very well as a result.  And he apparently likes this girl Molly.  Yup. That’s about all you need to know.  Oh, and she suddenly pointed at him — with her FINGER!!!

I thought about having blood gushing out of his eye socket, but that was a little over-the-top.

 

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By bats | - 11:28 am
Posted in Category: I Smell Something Funky

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By bats | - 3:25 am
Posted in Category: I Smell Something Funky

aka, “All’s well that ends well!”

TA-DA! *

(* in the Bandar tongue)

And sometimes…I make myself laugh:

Of course, you know all the smirkiness will not lead to a happy ending…

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By bats | July 30, 2012 - 9:31 pm
Posted in Category: Three-Ring Freakshow

We all hate the melon-heads, and that’s all that matters!

And the hits just keep on coming!

Just be glad the Kids aren’t dealing with pinworms.  You really don’t want to see what they’d be scratching…

 

By bats | July 29, 2012 - 3:24 pm
Posted in Category: Most maryWorthy

…and you can bet Mary wouldn’t be caught with her bloomers down tossing it around so casually, as it has been used in her comic recently! But times are, well, ugly

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