Oh, the good old days, when a smile could be your umbrella, when it turned a frown upside down, when it made everyone feel good.
Other expressions are nice (the completely vacuous ones, no, but I digress). But what is it with today’s starlets (I hesitate to include today’s young male-types for the nonce) looking like all they’re ready for is to drop to their knees and take care of their adoring fans (nudge nudge wink wink say no more).
(Thanks to CC’s commodorejohn for the morning’s introspection.)
Oh, and shall we visualize the *best* of *all* *possible* *worlds*? Brace yourself: